The "Needs" Game

There is this new game, for lack of better words, out there in which you go to Google.com and type in your name followed by the words "needs" and then see what comes up. I've got a couple of friends who have done this and posted to their blogs. Some of them are pretty funny so I decided to give into peer pressure and do the Johnson Needs List. Try it for yourself and tell me what your needs are. I only listed the first six needs that popped up...

JOEL NEEDS

• ...your help
• ...to live with a family until he is old enough to look after himself
• ...to quit smoking that stuff
• ...a tuba artist (I don't know but it sounds interesting)
• ...to stop working out his neck
• ...to come away from the desk and come over here (amen!)

TIFFANY NEEDS

• ...to go back to being pregnant and funny (no way is that going to happen)
• ...love and support (who doesn't)
• ...bigger breasts (shouldn't this be under Joel's needs?)
• ...more fans
• ...help developing her academic and social skills
• ...a family who will challenge her to her fullest potential (I already have enough challenges)

NOAH NEEDS

• ...a permit (for what?)
• ...to stop by my place to pick up me and the dogs
• ...a sound beatin!! (now what did he do?)
• ...foster homes for moms and nursing kittens
• ...a haircut (not quite yet)
• ...an ark

OLIVER NEEDS

• ...a spanking (apparently my boys aren't behaving well)
• ...hearing aids (they must know that he's a toddler)
• ...you
• ...more
• ...a new home (just might get one if we move)
• ...to accept that no one is self-sufficient all the time (again they know he's a toddler!)

So there you have it, the needs of the Johnson family. Just go Google your needs, you know you want to!