Oliver: Momma, can I have a bowl of cerweal?
Mom: Sure, want your Honey Nut Cheerios?
Mom: Wow! Look at that! I never got anything like that in cereal when I was a kid! Those are some fancy new surprises they are putting in the boxes these days!
Oliver: What momma?
Mom: Nothing baby, want your cereal with milk or do you want it dry?
Oh yeah, I gave him bowl! I'm not wasting good cereal just because my boys decided to put a sock in the box. It's not like they haven't eaten worse things! I promise to offer you a bowl from a different box if you come over for breakfast though. We'll save this one for the culprits.